Be Ready for a Surprise

My faithful followers, I am preparing a special treat for you. The exploding traffic volume on this website confirms that you possess an insatiable hunger to hear my thoughts on The Satin Strangler. You read my words here, you stay up late to watch me on talk shows, and you correspond incessantly through email. I am not yet at liberty to reveal this latest surprise, but stay tuned. You will undoubtedly be satisfied by my latest endeavor.